1. You throw away dishes because they're "too dirty to wash"
2. You go to bed at 6am instead of waking up then
3. In high school you started at 7am, here anything before noon is considered early
4. There's music playing at any given time in your hall throughout the day
5. The weekend starts on Thursday
6. Even if you don't have a car you become a D.D.
7. You do laundry when the basket is over flowing or you have no underwear left
8. You put two desks on top of each other to make an entertainment center
9. You have a mattress on the floor as a futon
10. Water Pong is played in the study room
11. You get toilet paper from the front desk because you're too poor to buy your own
12. Who needs pans when so many things are microwavable?
13. You use a hot chocolate mug as a vase
14. You have a never-ending supply of ramen noodles
15. There's at least 4 parties every night Thursday-Saturday
16. If you don't party, you don't exist
17. Duct Tape fixes everything
18. You steal plates from the cafeteria so you don't have to buy any next year
19. You have drunk people blowing horns at 4am right outside your bedroom
20. Guys don't want to date, they just want a hook-up
Ugh....college.
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